Tanbesstapdub is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, blissful bird.

Tanbesstapdub created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbesstapdub, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tanbesstapdub, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tanbesstapdub's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Tanbesstapdub's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing cyan skirts.

4. Never wear blue shoes.

5. Never paint your feet yellow.