Rutsinbom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental yak.

Rutsinbom created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutsinbom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutsinbom, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rutsinbom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rutsinbom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not take Rutsinbom's name in vain.