Nigpiglun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, competent tapir.

Nigpiglun created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigpiglun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nigpiglun, she will turn you into a worm.

Nigpiglun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nigpiglun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Nigpiglun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nigpiglun.

5. Pray towards the east.