Nultipdib is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, competent swallow.

Nultipdib created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nultipdib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nultipdib, it will torture you forever.

Nultipdib's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nultipdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Retreat if five manatees approach from the west.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never hop near badgers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.