Veentompang is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unfair bee.

Veentompang created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veentompang, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Veentompang, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Veentompang's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Veentompang's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Run away from green mice, for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Veentompang's name in vain.

5. You must never eat oranges.