Yattbatqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable wyvern.

Yattbatqueeg created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattbatqueeg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yattbatqueeg, she will turn you into a plant.

Yattbatqueeg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yattbatqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.