Wegbiddam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish lion.

Wegbiddam created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbiddam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegbiddam, she will turn you into a snail.

Wegbiddam's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wegbiddam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Run away from yellow snails, for they are unholy.