Bonksagzog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic yak.

Bonksagzog created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonksagzog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bonksagzog, she will not care.

Bonksagzog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bonksagzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not make images of living things.