Timbunmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, flying mole.

Timbunmin created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Timbunmin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Timbunmin, it will turn you into a dog.

Timbunmin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Timbunmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green trousers.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Timbunmin.

4. Never leap in the presence of goats.

5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Timbunmin on top of important buildings.