Migladtom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional slug.

Migladtom created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Migladtom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Migladtom, she will turn you into a rock.

Migladtom's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Migladtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never mention snails.