Wadpodxen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome jellyfish.

Wadpodxen created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Wadpodxen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wadpodxen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Wadpodxen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wadpodxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never feed lots of bread to doves while wearing violet tights.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.