Zenloghiv Stigfaslin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective mouse.

Zenloghiv Stigfaslin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Zenloghiv Stigfaslin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zenloghiv Stigfaslin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zenloghiv Stigfaslin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Zenloghiv Stigfaslin's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about optics near nematodes while wearing pink shirts.

5. Never talk about great tits.