Cibrowved is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome cat.

Cibrowved created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Cibrowved, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibrowved, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cibrowved's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cibrowved's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.