Narmathigfablargflis is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty cat.

Narmathigfablargflis created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narmathigfablargflis, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narmathigfablargflis, it will turn you into a sheep.

Narmathigfablargflis' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Narmathigfablargflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Narmathigfablargflis' name in vain.

2. Run away if three ants approach from the east.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Do not chop down trees.