Listtablit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing dingo.

Listtablit created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Listtablit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Listtablit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Listtablit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Listtablit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never paint your face magenta.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Always take life seriously.