Bogfadfom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, weak frog.

Bogfadfom created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfadfom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bogfadfom, it will think nothing of it.

Bogfadfom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bogfadfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.