Jipmonfodfabrawtonk Bomdubyik Farnhotcabquam is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciless wyvern.

Jipmonfodfabrawtonk Bomdubyik Farnhotcabquam created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipmonfodfabrawtonk Bomdubyik Farnhotcabquam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jipmonfodfabrawtonk Bomdubyik Farnhotcabquam, it will curse you with boils.

Jipmonfodfabrawtonk Bomdubyik Farnhotcabquam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jipmonfodfabrawtonk Bomdubyik Farnhotcabquam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Jipmonfodfabrawtonk Bomdubyik Farnhotcabquam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not chop down trees.