Higsatgov is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthinking toad.

Higsatgov created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Higsatgov, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Higsatgov, he will send minions to preach to you.

Higsatgov's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Higsatgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Higsatgov must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about birds.