Armcedwab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome goat.

Armcedwab created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Armcedwab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Armcedwab, it will not care.

Armcedwab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Armcedwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Always help snails.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never play with disobedient children.