Homhasdapciss Mifsinhot is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, loving hamster.

Homhasdapciss Mifsinhot created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homhasdapciss Mifsinhot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Homhasdapciss Mifsinhot, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Homhasdapciss Mifsinhot's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Homhasdapciss Mifsinhot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never sit near nematodes.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Never talk about enzymes.