Wabzantal is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing goat.

Wabzantal created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabzantal, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wabzantal, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wabzantal's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wabzantal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wabzantal.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.