Fengubgut is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic wren.

Fengubgut created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fengubgut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fengubgut, he will think nothing of it.

Fengubgut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fengubgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Fengubgut loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Never laugh near dolphins.

5. Do not drink alcohol.