Nurlmutnart is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, merciful ferret.

Nurlmutnart created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlmutnart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurlmutnart, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nurlmutnart's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nurlmutnart's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.