Futbusingdit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient octopus.

Futbusingdit created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Futbusingdit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Futbusingdit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Futbusingdit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Futbusingdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Futbusingdit on top of all buildings.