Stragmandun is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humorless naga.

Stragmandun created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragmandun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stragmandun, he will turn you into a mouse.

Stragmandun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stragmandun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stragmandun.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Never talk about dark matter.