Mipbuncib is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent wombat.

Mipbuncib created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbuncib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipbuncib, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mipbuncib's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mipbuncib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide from white mice for they are unholy.

4. Never skip in the presence of cats.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.