Lagjipbit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent cat.

Lagjipbit created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagjipbit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lagjipbit, he will be mildly annoyed.

Lagjipbit's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Lagjipbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Run away from fawn snails, for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt ants.