Huncussyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying spider.

Huncussyarl created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Huncussyarl, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Huncussyarl, it will turn you into a goat.

Huncussyarl's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Huncussyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away if six monkeys approach from the north.