Jinxenhit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty gerbil.

Jinxenhit created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinxenhit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jinxenhit, it will send you a sign.

Jinxenhit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jinxenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Never feed lots of bread to doves while wearing gray ear rings.

3. Do not take Jinxenhit's name in vain.

4. Never paint your hands indigo.

5. Always help mites.