Bopfumnabsagpaklim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, confident turtle.

Bopfumnabsagpaklim created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Bopfumnabsagpaklim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopfumnabsagpaklim, it will strike you with lightening.

Bopfumnabsagpaklim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bopfumnabsagpaklim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the east.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.