Jabzedsit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, smart rhinoceros.

Jabzedsit created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabzedsit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jabzedsit, she will not care at all.

Jabzedsit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Jabzedsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Jabzedsit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.