Linfudhim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-confident bat.

Linfudhim created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linfudhim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Linfudhim, she will laugh at you.

Linfudhim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Linfudhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Hide if eight cats approach from the north.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.