Gofbesshom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, strong yak.

Gofbesshom created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofbesshom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gofbesshom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gofbesshom's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gofbesshom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms gray.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gofbesshom.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Gofbesshom loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.