Zighimlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering wasp.

Zighimlarn created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zighimlarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zighimlarn, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zighimlarn's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Zighimlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always obey Zighimlarn's priests.

5. Never talk about fire.