Yokmabjen Tadkadrip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful unicorn.

Yokmabjen Tadkadrip created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokmabjen Tadkadrip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yokmabjen Tadkadrip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yokmabjen Tadkadrip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yokmabjen Tadkadrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.