Cabcenfot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish duck.

Cabcenfot created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabcenfot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cabcenfot, he will come to you in dreams.

Cabcenfot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cabcenfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Put Cabcenfot first in all things.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near voles while wearing indigo hats and balancing three gold spheres on your face.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.