Zoggarmob is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, impressive gnu.

Zoggarmob created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zoggarmob, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zoggarmob, it will think nothing of it.

Zoggarmob's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Zoggarmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide from white shrews for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zoggarmob.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.