Budtiggat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, stupid coyote.

Budtiggat created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Budtiggat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Budtiggat, she will send you a sign.

Budtiggat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Budtiggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never skip near geese.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.