Kimkipflig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unfair dryad.

Kimkipflig created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimkipflig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kimkipflig, he will not care at all.

Kimkipflig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kimkipflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never sing near whales.