Latfedarm Jamtabten is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, passionate cobra.

Latfedarm Jamtabten created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latfedarm Jamtabten, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Latfedarm Jamtabten, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Latfedarm Jamtabten's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Latfedarm Jamtabten's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine swans approach from the east.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.