Dudhubjarngamvilkip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humorless snake.

Dudhubjarngamvilkip created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudhubjarngamvilkip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dudhubjarngamvilkip, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dudhubjarngamvilkip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dudhubjarngamvilkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never jump in holy places.