Gengigmit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, weak troll.

Gengigmit created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gengigmit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gengigmit, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gengigmit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gengigmit's Holy Commandments

1. Gengigmit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.