Hivcussyok is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous crab.

Hivcussyok created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivcussyok, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hivcussyok, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hivcussyok's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hivcussyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Never run near birds.

4. Always help sick porpoises.

5. Never think about galaxies.