Botziglid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, contented giraffe.

Botziglid created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botziglid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Botziglid, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Botziglid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Botziglid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near ants while wearing blue tights and balancing seven copper spheres on your head.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near otters while wearing white boots.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.