Hognellsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, selfish capybara.

Hognellsaw created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Hognellsaw, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hognellsaw, she will not care at all.

Hognellsaw's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hognellsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near turtles while wearing brown skirts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must pray to Hognellsaw seven times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.