Dancapsat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, loving walrus.

Dancapsat created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Dancapsat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dancapsat, he will turn you into a worm.

Dancapsat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dancapsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Dancapsat first in all things.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Always stare at clouds.