Hommabgam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective slug.

Hommabgam created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hommabgam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hommabgam, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hommabgam's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hommabgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Worship no other gods but Hommabgam.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.