Pomnilgig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain naga.

Pomnilgig created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pomnilgig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pomnilgig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pomnilgig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Pomnilgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Run away if four ducks approach from the west.

5. Do not covet oxen.