Wabxenquim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, blissful capybara.

Wabxenquim created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabxenquim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wabxenquim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Wabxenquim's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Wabxenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wabxenquim's priests.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must pray to Wabxenquim six times a day.

4. Never skip near hamsters.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.