Vegbimvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, caring fly.

Vegbimvonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Vegbimvonk, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vegbimvonk, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vegbimvonk's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vegbimvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide if nine sheep approach from the north.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. You must pray to Vegbimvonk eight times a day.